Kids Say the Darndest Things!!! Mom Version

1. What is something mom always says to you?

Kate: "Brush your teeth."

Jack:  "Turn the lights off."
2. What makes mom happy?

Kate:  "When I clean up... the whole house."

Jack:  "If I do good stuff."

3. What makes mom sad?
Kate:  "When I lie."

Jack:  "If I do bad stuff."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

Kate:  "When you bring me somewhere fun and I start laughing."
Jack:  "If you do funny stuff."

5. What was your mom like as a child?

Kate:  "Ummm, fun, nice, cute and happy."

Jack:  "You were big." (Mom:  "What do you mean I was big when I was little?"  Jack:  "I don't know."  Mom:  "Do you mean I was tall?"  Jack:  "YEAH!")

6. What is her favorite thing to do?

Kate:  "Have fun with me."

Jack:  "Sleep and exercise."

7. What does your mom do when you're not around?

Kate:  "You shop and wrap presents for me."

Jack:  "I don't know."

8. What is your mom really good at?
Kate:  "You're really good at taking care of me."

Jack:  "Exercising."

9. What is your mom not very good at?

Kate:  "Smoking."  (by the way, I've never smoked ANYTHING in my life!!!  So who knows, maybe I'd be quite excellent at it!).

Jack:  "Playing on our play-set."

10. What does your mom do for her job?

Kate:  "You watch babies."

Jack:  "Check the fire alarms."

11. What is your mom's favorite food?

Kate:  "Yours?!  As long as it's healthy food!"

Jack:  "Vegetables." 

12. What makes you proud of your mom?

Kate:  "That you take care of the babies and when you come with us out to the bus stop."

Jack:  "When you play with me."

13. What do you and your mom do together?

Kate:  "We watch movies and do crafts and art and we talk."

Jack:  "Do fun stuff."

14. How are you and your mom the same?

Kate:  "We're the same cuz we're both girls, we have long hair, I came from your belly, we both don't like drugs or smokers and we like our family."

Jack:  "We both have blond hair."

15. How are you and your mom different?

Kate:  "We're different cuz you're a grown-up and I'm a kid and we're not twins or the same age."

Jack:  "Our clothes."

16. How do you know your mom loves you?
Kate:  "Because you give me kisses and tell me you love me and you never lie to me."

Jack:  "Because I do good stuff."

17. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

Kate:  "Disney World."

Jack:  "New York."