Kids Say the Darndest Things!!! Dad Version

1. What is something Dad always says to you?

Kate: "Get your pajamas on, brush your teeth.  Clean up."

Jack:  "Turn off the lights."
2. What makes Dad happy?

Kate:  "When I clean up."

Jack:  "When I play with him."

3. What makes Dad sad?
Kate:  "When I lie."

Jack:  "When I don't do stuff he asks me to."

4. How does your Dad make you laugh?

Kate:  "When he brings me somewhere and it's fun."
Jack:  "When he does funny stuff."

5. What was your Dad like as a child?

Kate:  "Cool, going to cub scouts, weird, funny and loved by you Mama!"

Jack:  "Ummm... I don't know."

6. What is his favorite thing to do?

Kate:  "Do his job and be as a family."

Jack:  "Play with me, wrestle and do the dribbling game."

7. What does your Dad do when you're not around?

Kate:  "He works."

Jack:  "He works in his office."

8. What is your Dad really good at?
Kate:  "Working and he's really good at seeing people."

Jack:  "He's good at playing the dribbling game."

9. What is your Dad not very good at?

Kate:  "He's not very good at smoooo....king or picking his boogers or crying.  Not good at holding the tip of the pencil when writing or writing cursive or playing Hullabaloo and really REALLY not good at lying and he's not good at... I have something else, when Mater pooped on him and Dad got mad at him, so he wasn't calm with him."

Jack:  "Not good at singing... cuz he always sings like blaaaayyaahhh [laughs]."

10. What does your Dad do for his job?

Kate:  "He gets money?  He works to get money and helps the community."

Jack:  "He sells stuff."

11. What is your Dad's favorite food?

Kate:  "Candy, cake, cupcakes and cookies!"

Jack:  "Lobsters?" 

12. What makes you proud of your Dad?

Kate:  "That he works."

Jack:  "When he does fun stuff with me."

13. What do you and your Dad do together?

Kate:  "We play."

Jack:  " Wrestle."

14. How are you and your Dad the same?

Kate:  "I don't know."

Jack:  "That we're both boys."

15. How are you and your Dad different?

Kate:  "boy-girl, girl-boy."

Jack:  "That we have different colored hair."

16. How do you know your Dad loves you?
Kate:  "Because he says it and he gives me kisses all the time and stuff."

Jack:  "Because he does good stuff when we play together."

17. Where is your Dad's favorite place to go?

Kate:  "The couch and watch TV."

Jack:  "Disney World."